The Mildly Amusing Page For Small Minds
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Some stupid Spanish Sayings
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Some Pointless Spanish sayings: Puedo poner los manos en mi boca= I can put my hands in my mouth. Mi abuelo es en mi calcetin= my grandpa is in my sock. Me gusta tus dedos de pie= I like your toes. Yo quiero comprar un pollo de mexicana= I want to buy a mexican chicken. Yo quiero comer tus pies= I want to eat your feet. Vaya! La novia de gorila es en mi cama!= Oh my goodness! The gorrilla's girlfriend is in my bed! Yo como sucio maiz=I eat dirty corn. :::Check back later for some more pointless sayings:::
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Some Short Poems
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1. How wonderful she is. Underneath her insecurities lies a passionate person. 2.A beautiful world made up of such horrible creatures. The are wonderful , but they think such sick thoughts. 3. Blood, tears, and pain seem to be things in which I am numb. 4. A lovely place lies where we cannot enter, inbetween good and evil. There is no such place. 5. To me, good things have to be completly random. Since when can we ask angels for favors? 6. Underneath it all, there has to be some purpose! We spend our whole lives searching and we end up with a handful of coins. 7. Sincerity? Ha! Since when are people selfless? 8. The pain makes me scream! There is no blood nor cuts! It's all inside my head. 9. Oh, how handsome and charming he is! I thought he was something that he really isn't! Oh, naughty ignorance! 10. Ha! That's funny. There is no joke, no point and NO TRUTH! 11. Blank. It's all blank. Cold. How beautifully cold it is! Dark. Dark is my cushion against the world. It makes me SCREAM that they hide all that makes them spectacular! If you tell them, they become like you and you have to discover yourself all over again! Oh, stupid, stupid world. Look at the monsters you have bred! Is it just me? I think not!
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THE GREAT BANDS
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Some of the greatest bands/performers include; The Beastie Boys,Cake, 311, The Doors, The Offspring, Beck, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Limp Bizkit,Everclear, Rage Against the Machine, and there are others. :::Once again, something that doesn't really matter::::
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